how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
true love at it’s finest
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
So excited for college ❤️(via he-jira)
Female comics are my life
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough"
They say with life comes death, but if you die before your death, why take another breath. Life is dense,without any sense. So learn to cry, before you die.(via whospilledthebongwater)
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
This was seriously the best prank